Now, The (Jock) Show courageously presents: Things to Do With Leaves!

      • Stuff them in sandwich bags to make waterproof pillows for squirrels.

      • When they turn crunchy, try to convince the neighborhood kids they're colored Tostitos.

      • Try to set a new world record for stacking them.

      • Have the kids roll them up in big balls and make a leafman.

      • Get some little flow-through bags and try to develop a taste for Arizona ash tea.

      • Learn to make wonderful, inexpensive gifts out of leaf maché.

      • Roll them into funny-looking cigarettes and order the neighborhood kids to leave them alone.

      • Simply do nothing, and become the world's leading collector of compost.