How many people are dead in the graveyard?
ALL OF THEM. (Savannah, age 12)
Shall I tell you a butter
joke... no because you'll spread it.
(Leah, age 9)
Why did the gum cross the
road?
Because it was stuck on the chicken's foot.
(Drew, age 7)
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots? (Alexis & Meghan, age 11)
Hey,
have you heard the one about the cow that ate the skunk?
Never mind, it stinks. (Elijah, age 9)
Who always steals the soap in the bathroom?
The robber ducky. (Kylee, age 11)
What do you get when you cross a
pig's bottom and a knife?
Bacon. (Chloe, age 7)
HOW DO YOU MAKE A CHEESE PUFF?
CHASE IT AROUND THE KITCHEN. (Bliss, age 9)
What's brown and sticky?
A stick. (Pagan, age 9)
What goes zzub zzub?
A bee flying backwards. (Sumaiyah, age 8)
You can pick your friends.
You can pick your nose.
But you cant pick your friends nose!
(Amber, age 12)
There were two muffins baking in a oven. One muffin looks over and says
"It's hot in here." The other muffin looks back, "AHHH a talking
muffin!" (Kaitlyn, age 10)
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
Will you hold my hand, hand, hand,
hand, hand,
hand, hand, hand?! (Amulya, age 10)
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a a sheep?
A WOOLY JUMPER! (Caitlin, age
11)
What do you call a gorilla with bananas in his
ears?
Anything you like because he can't hear.
(Cameron, age 6)
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because all his uncles were ants!
(Alejandra, age 12)
How do you get an
elephant in a fridge?
Open the door and put him in...
How do you get a giraffe in a fridge?
Open the door, take the elephant out, and put the giraffe in...
Every animal is at a meeting but one, which one isn't there? The
giraffe! He's in the fridge...
You come up to a river that is used by alligators... you don't have a
boat or anything, how do you get across?
Just walk through the water. The alligators are at a meeting!
(Hailey, age 12)
Why should you always bring an extra pair of socks on a
golfing trip?
Because you might get a hole in one.
(Joseph, age 11)
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well!
(Darian, age 11)
Why did the skeleton not go to the mall ?
Because he didn't have any body to go with. (Kaylea,
age 11)
What kind of ship doesn't sink?
A friend ship. (Karina, age 13)
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa Claus?
Look at the rain, dear. (Casey, age
9)
Why didn't the coach
like Cinderella on the football team?
Because she ran away from the ball. (Grace,
age 8)
What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around while I go on ahead. (Garciela,
age 10)
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the
moovies!
(Grace, age 8)
What kind of monster likes to dance?
The boogie monster!!!!!
(Edith, age 8)
Why can't you tell a secret in a cornfield ?
Because too many ears are
listening. (Jasmin, age 8)
What do ants eat when there ill?"
Antibiotics! (Shannon,
age 8)
What do you get when you cross a barbecue with a chicken?
A hot chick. (Ella, age
10)
What did the big chimney say to the little
chimney?
"Aren't you too young to smoke?!"
(Amanda, age 17)
What type of bears are sweet?
GUMMIE BEARS!
(Olivia, age 9
Why did the street light turn red?
Wouldn't you if you were caught changing in
the middle of the street?
(Joe, age 9)
What
did the Hamburger family name their daughter?
Patty.
(Megan, age 7)
