What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
     A nervous wreck. (Erica, age 6)

   Why does a blond smile during a thunderstorm?
      Because she thinks she is getting her picture
      taken.  (Alize, age 12)

       What did the big chimney say to the small chimney?
          You're too young to smoke!!!  (Alfie, age 9)

    What do you find up a clean nose?
       Finger prints.   (Molly, age 10)

     Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson goes on a camping trip. 
After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night,
and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges
his faithful friend.
    ‘Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
     I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes,” replies Watson.
     "And what do you deduce from that?”
    Watson ponders for a minute.  “Well, astronomically, it tells
me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter 
past three.
    “Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day 
tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we 
are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell 
you, Holmes?”
     Holmes is silent for a moment. ‘Watson, you idiot!” he says.
“Someone has stolen our tent!”        (Tyler, age 11)

    What did the puppy say when it sat on
 sandpaper?
     "RUFF!"   (Audrey, age 10)

    Why did the chicken cross the
 playground??
    To get to the other slide!! (Dane, age 3)

   When do you go at red and stop at green?
     When eating a watermelon!!
                                           (Sanjhana, age 9)

    What do you get when you cross a
 porcupine and a giraffe?
     A tall toothbrush!     (Lilly, age 11)

      What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
      Doyouthinkhesaurus!   (Ellie, age 9) 

     A frog went to the library. The librarian
 kept on offering all sorts of books, but the
 frog just sat there and said, "Reddit.........
 Reddit......"        (Summer-Flower, age 9)   

   What does KFB mean?
    It means Kentucky Fried Banana. 
                                              (Boby, age 10)

     What does VIB mean?
     It means very important banana. 
                                                  (MB, age 11)

  Why did the coach go to the bank?
     To get his quarter back.
                                    (Jackson, age 8)

   Why did the chicken cross the road?
     To go to KFC to get some spare wings.
                                                  (Chloe, age 9)

   Why didn't the teddy want any more food? 
     'Cause he was already stuffed!!!
                                                 (Jordan, age 9)

   When do you stop on green and go on red?
    When your eating a watermelon. (Karla, age 13)

   What did the cow say to the farmer?
    I'm lactose intolerant.   (Jamie, age 10)

    What did the shoe say to the foot?
    This job really stinks.  (Mason, age 8)

    What did the volcano say to the other volcano?
    You're too young to smoke.  (Anjali, age 9)

   Why did the dinosaur eat the factory?
     Cuz it is a plant eater.  (Lilly,  age 10)

    There was a boy named Johnny. He saw some 
candy on the ground. He asked her mom if he could
pick it up. His mom said. "Whatever is on the
ground, you don't pick it up."
     Then his mom fell. She said, "Pick me up."
     He said, "No, because whatever is on the
ground, you don't pick it up."     (Malaika, age 8)

     Why are graveyards so noisy?
     Because of all the coffin.   (Lucie)

   Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
     Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
     All the king's horses and all the king's men,
     had scrambled eggs for breakfast again!
                                                 (Luke, age 6)

     Why can't zoo animals take tests?
     There are too many cheetahs.  
                                     (Ricky, age 10)

     What do u call a noodle who impersonates 
someone?
     An IMPASTA!!!    (Hannah, age 15)

   Why did the bee get married?
    Because he found his honey!! 
                             (William, age 6)

    What do you call a dancing cow?
     A milk shake.  (Braidy, age 11)

     What did one Andrew say to the other
 Andrew?
     Hey....that's  my name!  (Andrew, age 6)

     What do cows do on the internet?
     Send each other MOOssages!   (Isabella,
age 8)

    What do you get if you cross a dinosaur
and a video game console?
     Rex-Box.  (Ryan, age 12)