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Comedy Calendar

August 29, 2011

      Anti-alcohol activist Carrie Nation took her hatchet to a New York saloon on this day in 1901. Carrie never told her husband when she went out to bust up a saloon. All she said was that she was going chopping.

     Brigham Young, who had 27 wives, died on this day in 1877. It was the happiest day of his life. They say at the funeral he looked sooo relieved.  

     The National Old-Time Country Music Festival is this week in Le Mars, Iowa. You know it’s "old-time" country music when you notice the snuff juice dribbling down their chins onto their fiddles.
     And you suddenly smell something funny when they start pattin’ their feet really fast.

     Michael Farady discovered electromagnetic induction on this day in 1831. He discovered it quite unexpectedly when the magnet he was sitting on was struck by lightning.

     The term "hatchet job" was born on this day in 1901 when Carrie Nation chopped up boxing champ John L. Sullivan's saloon in New York City. When John L. stormed in and yelled, "Awright, who did the hatchet job on me?" Carrie proudly uttered that famous phrase, "I cannot tell a lie ... I did it ... with my little hatchet."   

     John the Baptist was beheaded on this date in about 29 A.D. It was Salome’s idea. She didn’t want to repent, and she sure didn’t want some preacher making her feel guilty about it. Of course, today we don’t have preachers beheaded -- we just start ugly rumors about them.

     On this day in 1821 the Ku Klux Klan tarred and feathered 43 Texans. They used duck feathers, and they were condemned far and wide for inhumane duck plucking.

     Singer Michael Jackson would have been 53 today.. It's incredible. Even in death, Michael still looks the same -- different.

     Morman leader Brigham Young died on this date in 1877. I don't know what  he died of. He had 27 wives, so it may have been exhaustion.

     On this date in 1977 three grave robbers were arrested in Memphis for trying to steal Elvis. You have to admit, it would have been the ultimate Elvis souvenir.
     Though I'm not sure just three guys could have carried him.
 

Copyright 2011 by Joe Hickman

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