Put Down That Axe!
Maybe we don't
have to worry about global
warming or Iran or sun flares.
Maybe we all will be dead in 10
days anyway, if my sons keep it
up. They just discovered Axe.
Red Rover, Red Rover, Let Kate
Moss Come Over!
The chittering of birds, the smell of
chlorine, the sting of a shoulder's sunburn.
And, of course, the lazy, crazy, hazy days
of catwalk prowling and eyelash curling.
